Yes, you're seeing that correctly. Jesus himself reappeared atop a majestic Unicorn. Though our jerseys may show a midnight black 'corn cackle-neighing in the foreground of an atomic blast, this unicorn was a sure sign of The Rapture--the apocalypse of all apocalypses. And it could only have come as a result of the most unlikely turn of events.
Read carefully, True Believers: The Unicorns won.
And not only did they win once, their potent offense kept the other team on their toes for the other game.
