|The Unicorns were hurt so much by the powers of the|
Kraken that it continued to ail them a week later.
Top of the 1st: F1, 6-3, F7.
Mid 1st: "Wait, we already batted?" - Anonymous, heard from the dugout
Bottom 1st: First four batters score.
Top 2nd: Greaver scores on RBI single by Larry Strait. Unicorns 1, Renegades 4. Not bad.
Bottom 2nd: Four out of the first five batters score. Bad.
Top 3rd: 1-2-3 with 2 strikeouts. "Closest strike out of a side I'd ever seen in slow pitch softball," - The Skipper
Bottom 3rd: Three of the first four batters score. Better than last inning.
Top 4th: Greaver bats in Edge on a fielder's choice. 2-11. It's been worse.
Bottom 4th: Nine of the first ten score. I wrote that out so that it would hide the numbers.
The game ends. Everyone blacks out.
All of the Unicorns are blacked out except for Strait, who scores the only run on a huge solo shot homerun. It's impressive that the 'corns only managed to strike out three times (one less than the game prior). The Renegades win 27-1. The details? The writers blacked out, too. The combined forces of a lingering Kraken and a band of Renegades was plenty to do everyone in. 'Nuff said.
Team Leaders, Week of 9/19
AVG/OBP/SLG: Two singles was all MagiCarp needed to rob the top spot. His slash line is a monstrous .688/.722/1.125. Those numbers top last year's best AVG/OBP (Nicholas "Hot Wheels" Wasilewski's .600/.684) and are contending for Ryan Cahill's peak of 1.258 SLG.
HR: All of the power-hitting males have now collected homeruns this season with Strait's blast in the second game against the Renegades. Their respective SLG: Greaver - .722; B-Weave - .947; Strait - 1.000; MagiCarp - 1.125.
AVG/OBP/SLG: Despite hitting purely singles throughout the season, Edge went 3 for 4 against the Renegades and comes out ahead in everything with .409/.480/.409.