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| The Unicorns were hurt so much by the powers of the Kraken that it continued to ail them a week later. |
Game 1
Top of the 1st: F1, 6-3, F7.
Mid 1st: "Wait, we already batted?" - Anonymous, heard from the dugout
Bottom 1st: First four batters score.
Top 2nd: Greaver scores on RBI single by Larry Strait. Unicorns 1, Renegades 4. Not bad.
Bottom 2nd: Four out of the first five batters score. Bad.
Top 3rd: 1-2-3 with 2 strikeouts. "Closest strike out of a side I'd ever seen in slow pitch softball," - The Skipper
Bottom 3rd: Three of the first four batters score. Better than last inning.
Top 4th: Greaver bats in Edge on a fielder's choice. 2-11. It's been worse.
Bottom 4th: Nine of the first ten score. I wrote that out so that it would hide the numbers.
The game ends. Everyone blacks out.
Game 2
All of the Unicorns are blacked out except for Strait, who scores the only run on a huge solo shot homerun. It's impressive that the 'corns only managed to strike out three times (one less than the game prior). The Renegades win 27-1. The details? The writers blacked out, too. The combined forces of a lingering Kraken and a band of Renegades was plenty to do everyone in. 'Nuff said.
Team Leaders, Week of 9/19
Males
AVG/OBP/SLG: Two singles was all MagiCarp needed to rob the top spot. His slash line is a monstrous .688/.722/1.125. Those numbers top last year's best AVG/OBP (Nicholas "Hot Wheels" Wasilewski's .600/.684) and are contending for Ryan Cahill's peak of 1.258 SLG.
HR: All of the power-hitting males have now collected homeruns this season with Strait's blast in the second game against the Renegades. Their respective SLG: Greaver - .722; B-Weave - .947; Strait - 1.000; MagiCarp - 1.125.
Females
AVG/OBP/SLG: Despite hitting purely singles throughout the season, Edge went 3 for 4 against the Renegades and comes out ahead in everything with .409/.480/.409.
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