"Not that I don't love you guys, but it's just not reasonable for me," Coletti told her skipper in a heartfelt e-mail. She punctuated the sentence with a colon followed by an open parenthesis.
Coletti joined VBC Softball in 2010 as one of the founding members of The Legion of Fistpumping Turtles, even before the team had a name. Though inexperienced in softball, her natural athletic abilities and soccer training made her a quick study, and she sped up the batting order in a hurry, procuring the #2 spot in the nightly lineup.
The Turtles' coach, the coach of the Unicorns, Greg Weaver, recollected, "We had a lot of confidence in her ability to get a base hit and aggressively speed around the basepaths. Most of all, though, we will miss her competitive spirit and great attitude in the dugout. She was a lot of fun both to cheer with and to have cheering for you."
